marthur: qichi: Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. The light bulb...

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qichi:

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to hold the penis- LADDER, I MEAN LADDER.