Ukraine is usually pretty passive around Russia, but if he tries to put pressure on her when she’s drunk, she gets all like, “excuse me you can’t talk to me in that tone of voice i taught you to tie your shoes and blow your nose, YOU ARE BEING A BAD BOY NOW GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.”
And then she usually falls over because she has to be pretty shitfaced to get to this point. It still works in her favor, because Russia is generally too bewildered/embarrassed to argue with her anymore and helps her get back home like a good boy.
Have I ever told you that I missed your headcanons, because I DO