carriecmoney: FUCKING HELL WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD ABOUT HOW FUCKING GAY THE FOURTH POKEMON MOVIE...

carriecmoney:

FUCKING HELL WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD ABOUT HOW FUCKING GAY THE FOURTH POKEMON MOVIE IS

I MEAN IT STARTS WITH THEM FINDING THIS KID IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST AND

OMG SEXUAL TENSION ALERT, PING

THEN

THAT WAS UNNECESSARY

THEN THEY, LIKE, FIGHT TOGETHER

“YOU’RE A GREAT TRAINER ASH”

“WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM”

FUCK

WHOAAAAAAAAA THERE BUDDY

THEN THERE’S LIKE FIVE SCENES WHERE THEY FLY THROUGH THE AIR TOGETHER

THE KID’S SHOWING HIM HIS SKETCHBOOK! TRUE LOVE GUYS

WHY

OMG THEY’RE TOTALLY GONNA FACE THEIR POTENTIAL DEATH TOGETHER OTP

HOLD HIM A BIT MORE TENDERLY KID

BUTT TOUCH

“YOU’RE A GREAT FRIEND”

I THINK YOU MEAN “BOYFRIEND”

GODDAMMIT ASH IF YOU START CRYING I CAN’T POSSIBLY BELIEVE HE’S JUST A FRIEND

FUCKING HELL

NO STOP ASH

AND THEN, SHIT, AT THE END WHEN THEY’RE TALKING TO OAK HE STARTS CRYING ABOUT HOW HE MET THIS GUY AND HE’S SAD THAT HE’LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN AND

FUCK THE KID WAS PROFESSOR OAK I JUST SPENT AN ENTIRE MOVIE SHIPPING OAK/ASH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS FRANCHISE