did you know how hilarious the patch notes to the sims are

flatluigi:

• A faint line is no longer visible on the heads of babies.
• Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.
• Sims can no longer “Try for Baby” with the Grim Reaper.
• Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
• Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.
• Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated.
• Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
• Pregnant Sims can no longer “Brawl.”
• Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
• Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.
• The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
• Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
• Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
• The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing
• Tourist NPCs can now be impregnated.