Is Goodbye chains a fandom, cause I'll go with that as well.

1. bake cupcakes for: Ah, Collin, he would probably love them
2. trust with the keys to my car: Johnny
3. put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: THAT DOUCHE THAT KILLED BANQUO
4. have a crush on: Banquo
5. pack up and leave if they moved next door: Jude
6. vote for President: That Doctor that treated Collin
7. pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Collin
8. pair up: still not sure what it means
9. vote off the island and into the volcano: THAT DOUCHE THAT KILLED BANQUO
10. wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Nobody. They live in the 19th century

Also, I SO WISH Goodbye Chains had a big fandom /sobs