Really, I'm sorry for you: baneoftoasters: small dirty bathtub: garrus vakarian a...

baneoftoasters:

small dirty bathtub: garrus vakarian a fanfiction

spicyshimmy:

garrus vakarian, the only turian in the galaxy with a sense of humor

garrus vakarian trying to flirt and accidentally popping the heat sink and shooting the bartender in the ensuing confusion

garrus vakarian clearing his throat during an awkward moment

garrus vakarian shopping for antiques

garrus vakarian eating a dextro-amino friendly soft serve ice cream cone and getting the dextro-amino friendly soft serve ice cream on his mandibles

garrus vakarian building a secret hideout sniper fort out of shepard’s couch cushions

garrus vakarian learning how to tango thanks to lieutenant james vega

garrus vakarian stepping on james vega’s feet

garrus vakarian’s hips (that’s it that’s the story)

garrus vakarian waiting at the bar

garrus vakarian toasting alone to the idea of a better half

garrus vakarian, giving them hell and hoping for heaven

garrus vakarian, bare-hearted without commander shepard

garrus vakarian.