Ivan is this simple Russian guy who just wanted to do the right thing, he’s all..tall and strong and awkwardly polite and his English is pretty bad
and Alfred is this cocky GI in his shiny brand new uniform and he smiles a lot and smokes really fancy cigarettes (at least from…
I love that WWII RusAme AUs always have something about Al having better smokes than Ivan.
I’m sorry Ivan, Soviet cigarettes were just cheap and shitty.
Hahaha, true that - from what I hear, they were also really really strong - they should, like, make people who aren’t used to them get teary eyed and suffocate
Alfred would playfully snatch Ivan’s cigarette, take a puff and O_O 8C COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK
and Ivan would be like “Ah….?>////>;;”
Noooooooooo
Now you’re giving me ideas
And making this all more tempting