France’s Tips On Ze Love-Making: Feel like your quick fucks in the bathroom aren’t romantic enough? Throw roses everywhere. Still not romantic enough? MORE ROSES.
MY THOUGHT PROCESS WHEN LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE
WAS EVERYTHING WRONG.
It went
- England’s a guy
- Guys usually sits on toilet only when they need to poop
- So England is shitting, or about to
- FRANCE, THAT BUTTHOLE IS NOT CLEAN AT ALL
- DON’T PUT YOUR DICK THERE
- OR YOUR TONGUE
- ACTUALLY, ABSOLUTELY NOT YOUR TONGUE
- NOR YOUR FINGERS
- YOU’LL HAVE POOP UNDER YOUR NAILS