France’s Tips On Ze Love-Making: Feel like your quick fucks in the bathroom aren’t romantic enough? Throw roses everywhere. Still not romantic enough? MORE ROSES.
MY THOUGHT PROCESS WHEN LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE
WAS EVERYTHING WRONG.
It went
- England’s a guy
- Guys usually sits on toilet only when they need to poop
- So England is shitting, or about to
- FRANCE, THAT BUTTHOLE IS NOT CLEAN AT ALL
- DON’T PUT YOUR DICK THERE
- OR YOUR TONGUE
- ACTUALLY, ABSOLUTELY NOT YOUR TONGUE
- NOR YOUR FINGERS
- YOU’LL HAVE POOP UNDER YOUR NAILS
MAYBE ENGLAND JUST FINISHED DOING AN ENEMA OKAY
BUT WHY WOULD HE BE ON THE TOILET LIKE THAT THEN??
THE ENEMA IS COMING OUT. THIS IS HOW ENEMAS WORK. YOU STICK WATER UP YOUR ASS AND IT FLUSHES ALL THE POOP OUT.
BUT HE’LL STILL HAVE POOPSTUFF AROUND HIS BUTTHOLE
HE BETTER WIPE IT OR SOMETHING