The Space Coyote: you said you wanted a fanfic, so...:
(this was the best i could do on short notice. sorry it is short and silly. =w=;;; )
Alfred let out a manly squeal of excitement and barreled through the crowd, knocking aside children and parents and obnoxious, pouting teens with reckless abandon. The Mickey Mouse mascot managed to look mildly…
RUAME AT DISNEYWORLD
I LIKE THAT STUFF
ALSO, SOCKAPOCALYSPE