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Cock - Russia is as big as they say, but he’s a bit insecure about his monster dick; he worries that he’s too big. America is pretty average all around.
Clothes - Neither is overly worried about fashion. America is happier just wearing jeans and tshirts to everything, and Russia has a hard time keeping up with trends and always seems to have a bunch of things in his closet that went out of style a decade ago if not more.
Uniforms - America has the biggest boner for Russia’s old uniforms, especially his Soviet ones. He particularly has a thing for the hats and boots. The former he fondly refers to as the ‘stupid sexy Commie hat.’
Planes - America is a huge fanatic about all things planes, and enjoys flying them too. Russia likes them well enough but doesn’t get quite as wound up as America does.
Alcohol - As America is physically over 21 in the present, he can drink all he wants but he rarely does more than drink socially now and then. He can’t control his strength when drunk, and that makes him really uncomfortable, so he tries to make sure it never gets that far. Russia can drink like a damn fish, and it takes a TON before he actually gets drunk. He knows his limits very well, so if he actually does get really drunk, there’s probably a reason (such as he’s upset and wants to drown his miseries.) Most of the time he can just maintain a nice buzz, which makes him cheerful and cuddly. He tends to get more maudlin when seriously drunk. He also occasionally has been known to wet the bed after getting really seriously shit faced, but he covers up the evidence like a pro and anyone who spreads that kind of information around does so at great personal risk.
Jeans - Russia has a huge fetish for jeans. He went to great lengths to acquire them while they were banned. America knows about this and will sometimes tease him by wearing a tight pair and then bending over in front of him and all that kind of nonsense.
Phone - They abused the Red Phone like nobody’s business. America often used it for prank calls. Russia would just make a lot of obnoxiously smug calls whenever he was leading in the Space Race just to piss America off. Sometimes they actually used it for serious conversations and even the rare heart to heart, but mostly they just used it to dick around.
Whew!
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darksstars asked: MORE WORDS :D Cock- Clothes - Uniforms - Planes - Alcohol - Jeans - Phone
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